MOMMIEKNOWSFRESH: 9 THINGS I'VE LEARNED ABOUT MYSELF SINCE BECOMING A MOM

9. I can sleep standing up.

 

8. I can sleep sitting up.

 

7. I can and will eat half eaten nuggets for dinner.

 

6. I can turn any task into a song. This includes cleaning up, waking up, and washing up.

 

5. I can smell a poopy pamper from three rooms away.

 

4. I can halt any tantrum with a hand full of cookies.

 

3. I can shower and dress myself in less than 60 seconds.

 

2. I can count to three, but usually two is enough.

 

And finally,

 

1. I can pee, wipe and flush in 60 seconds flat...