MY TEN MOM (MOMMIE) COMMANDMENTS

 1. I will make tacos for dinner whenever I feel compelled, whether it be Tuesday or not.

 2. If I don't put on lipstick before 9am then it's a wash, we'll try again tomorrow.

 3. My Friday work leggings will turn into my Saturday lounge leggings. Period.

 4. No matter what they say, cupcakes are not dinner.

 5. Unless you're a mom, then dinner is whatever I can eat in fifteen minutes while hiding in the kitchen.

 6. Injuries. As long as it's not broken you can walk it off.

 7. If I add a different vegetable it's no longer considered leftovers.

 8. Its baby weight till they're out of diapers. This. Includes. Pull Ups.

 9. I will always say my messy bun is intentional. Thank God for fashion.

 10. Finally, when in doubt give them apple sauce.